return { {time={date='15-Oct-2013',seconds=86398,time='23:59:58'},text='RT @MikeSilvermanBB: Face it, Sanchez, Scherzer and Verlander are better than the #Tigers.',hashtags={'Tigers'}}, {time={date='15-Oct-2013',seconds=86399,time='23:59:59'},text='#ALECexposed The Kochs own this, they own Heritage, their own COCommerce, Prick Perry, Cruz, #evil coconspirators all.',hashtags={'ALECexposed','evil'}}, {time={date='15-Oct-2013',seconds=86399,time='23:59:59'},text='Lets go Game 4 #CardinalNation #stlcards',hashtags={'CardinalNation','stlcards'}}, {time={date='15-Oct-2013',seconds=86399,time='23:59:59'},text='This episode of #glee shows that everyone makes a difference in this world. Dont ever think that you are worthless. You make a difference.',hashtags={'glee'}}, {time={date='16-Oct-2013',seconds=0,time='00:00:00'},text='Enjoy a day of art and culture at Canal Fest. http://t.co/ahcJkWqf #family #events #Dallas',hashtags={'family','events','Dallas'}}, {time={date='16-Oct-2013',seconds=0,time='00:00:00'},text='#YoureMoreAttractiveIf youre not Laurina',hashtags={'YoureMoreAttractiveIf'}}, {time={date='16-Oct-2013',seconds=0,time='00:00:00'},text='RT @photogfeds: . @jonhumbert getting ready for his 5pm #liveonkomo in #federalway http://t.co/WY8dBTc5Dr',hashtags={'liveonkomo','federalway'}}, {time={date='16-Oct-2013',seconds=1,time='00:00:01'},text='Ghost tour tomorrow at EJ Thomas! #pumped',hashtags={'pumped'}}, {time={date='16-Oct-2013',seconds=1,time='00:00:01'},text='9:, Wind 6.7 m/s, NE Rain rate . mm Temp. 2.4C 68% 978.97 hPa/Steady Rain today 147. mm http://t.co/6r1XlETzFe #kawaguchi',hashtags={'kawaguchi'}} }